haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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