his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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