the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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