UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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