I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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