They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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