halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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