he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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