The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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