is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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