did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just had sex bonerless
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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