girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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