fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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