Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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