I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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