Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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