I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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