doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
only if we run a train.
done.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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