Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
