just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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