She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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