escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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