How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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