she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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