you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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