Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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