A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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