i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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