idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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