His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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