This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
