wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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