wake up i wanna do it froggy style
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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