it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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