Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
be right there i have to get my cape
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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