Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
