Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My hand turned me down
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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