My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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