that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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