I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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