Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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