Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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