NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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