Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Randomize
