Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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