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we have pet lesbian snakes
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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