I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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