So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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