just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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