i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
