**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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