i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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